Wednesday, March 25, 2009 | posted by mahwish_rina
lessons to all....
never eavesdrop to people's conversation in the bus... its not gonna do u any good. seriously. lesson #1: never eavesdrop to people conversation in the bus... be grateful if theres someone talking but in a diff language... at least u dont understand
lesson #2: try very VERY hard to distract urself if someway somehow u overhear wat the people or couple is talking abt.. for eg- doing stupid multiplications in your head, making up lame riddles, reading all posters in your view etc.
lesson#3: TRY UR VERY BEST to not laugh when u hear a very very funny/lame jokes/ seriously.. u dowwana be caught laughing to a joke made by some stranger for another.. it is so embarassing that u would wish u die.. or even sink into the ground.
lesson #4: If someway somehow u cnnt ctrl ur laughter, avoid their gaze... coz they noe u are laughing at their joke, and u cn pretend u r laughing at a very funny sign, even if the sign u r looking at is, NO FOOD OR DRINKS. or even, talking from experience, pretending to sleep.. while standing up? i noe thats lame.. but who cares, sum cn sleep while standing up.. even if thats not u in real life... they wont noe rite? wat the dunno wont hurt.
lesson #5: if u noe the stranger noes u r laughing at them, please alight at the next bustop... u dowwan them to look at u with the WTH face. its VERY EMBARASSING! no kidding.
so this is wat u call talking from xperience.. its not funny when u r the one who's standing there, overhearing a couple who talk cheesily n suddenly the guy said, "siape band tu? yang my dad suke? bugs? yg macam thundercats?" he means beatles.. like alleycats. bt which stup guy dunno that? u cnt help but laugh rite? well.. trying very hard to control the laughter.. i make up sume stup jokes like, wat do u call a nut so hard to carck? nutdia. wat do u say to a monkey wif no hair? use yun nam hair care products... etc.. u see wat i mean by desperate measures? see see.. its greatly embarassing!
Wednesday, March 25, 2009 | posted by mahwish_rina
lessons to all....
never eavesdrop to people's conversation in the bus... its not gonna do u any good. seriously. lesson #1: never eavesdrop to people conversation in the bus... be grateful if theres someone talking but in a diff language... at least u dont understand
lesson #2: try very VERY hard to distract urself if someway somehow u overhear wat the people or couple is talking abt.. for eg- doing stupid multiplications in your head, making up lame riddles, reading all posters in your view etc.
lesson#3: TRY UR VERY BEST to not laugh when u hear a very very funny/lame jokes/ seriously.. u dowwana be caught laughing to a joke made by some stranger for another.. it is so embarassing that u would wish u die.. or even sink into the ground.
lesson #4: If someway somehow u cnnt ctrl ur laughter, avoid their gaze... coz they noe u are laughing at their joke, and u cn pretend u r laughing at a very funny sign, even if the sign u r looking at is, NO FOOD OR DRINKS. or even, talking from experience, pretending to sleep.. while standing up? i noe thats lame.. but who cares, sum cn sleep while standing up.. even if thats not u in real life... they wont noe rite? wat the dunno wont hurt.
lesson #5: if u noe the stranger noes u r laughing at them, please alight at the next bustop... u dowwan them to look at u with the WTH face. its VERY EMBARASSING! no kidding.
so this is wat u call talking from xperience.. its not funny when u r the one who's standing there, overhearing a couple who talk cheesily n suddenly the guy said, "siape band tu? yang my dad suke? bugs? yg macam thundercats?" he means beatles.. like alleycats. bt which stup guy dunno that? u cnt help but laugh rite? well.. trying very hard to control the laughter.. i make up sume stup jokes like, wat do u call a nut so hard to carck? nutdia. wat do u say to a monkey wif no hair? use yun nam hair care products... etc.. u see wat i mean by desperate measures? see see.. its greatly embarassing!
